Bad Pickup Lines That Don’t Work On Women
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Some men swear by pickup lines when it comes to talking to women, but truthfully, most pickup lines won’t work. Now, when I say pickup lines I mean the cheesy ones that every guy tries to use on women. If you are creative and say something that a woman has never heard before, then a line may work for you.
There are some pickup lines that may get you slapped, may embarrass you quite horribly, or the woman may just sit and laugh at you. Believe me, that most women have heard a multitude of pickup lines and they 99.9% of the time, they will not work!
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Here are pickup lines that don’t work on women and should never be used by a guy.
1.Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night.
2.Did it hurt? When the woman responds such as, did what hurt? The guy will then say when you fell from heaven.
3.Do you sleep on your stomach? Well, can I? (This line only works if the woman says no, and this one may get you slapped as well.)
4.Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.
5.Those pants look really good on you, but they would look a lot better laying on my floor.
6.Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin.
7.Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
8.Excuse me, but can I have your phone number, as I have seem to have lost mine.
9.If being beautiful was a crime, then you belong on America’s Most Wanted list.
10.Screw me if I am wrong, but have we met before? (This one is really bound to get you slapped!)
11. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
12.Have I died and gone to heaven or you just an angel on earth?
13.If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together.
14.Do you have a band aide? Because I hurt myself when I fell for you.
15.I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
16. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
17.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants.
18.My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
19.I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
20.I want to bag you like some groceries.
This is just a small sampling of the many bad pickup lines that guys will use on women. So, my advice, is to get creative, be intelligent, don’t use any of the above pickup lines and you may just be able to attract a wonderful and beautiful lady.
Author information: Tiffany is a professional freelance writer who isn't afraid to tell a guy how it really is. Read more from this author
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